Jokes you probably wouldn't understand.

Wanna come out for a bikeride?!



Everybody loves rockstar. But mathematician? NO!
Yes, both. But how?



'Just do it'. I know. But no! Think first, then do.



Why would you want to ruin this beautiful duck?



I hope you don't mind. I'm just going to eat some peanuts for my lunch.



You've got to work hard!



Stop your bageling!



mongoose!



I have the golden furby



Snorlax



Pass the Duke



I know, right?



It's $12.97 and it's still dumb!



You guys having a jellybean night out?



Nothing symbolizes marriage more than a big fruity egg.



Son, i'm gonna wipe your face with the asphalt!



I like that cwolor



Is that your best combat?



You look like you got thrown up against the wall!



Maganees!!!!!



Crazy Cricket Head!



Drink the RUSSIAN JUICE!



STAT -- SUPER TRIPLE ACTION TIME



Drop a deer.



Klobberknocker.



You were born in the STUPID '80's!



Look! It don't hurt!



Fast it up!



LAAAAAAMMMMBS WOOL!



It's way up there!



I got caught up in the works!



Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!



CRUNCH, SNAP!



They got the fuzzies!



I'll have seven Galactic Burritos.



Kettle Chips. They'll knock you in the mouth. You'll be crawling for teeth.



Your lights are not on... VRRMM SCREECH



Does it use... integers?



Did you see that lightning bolt? It was like NEEEEERUMPH.



What p-p-p-p-p-pop rocks?



They had no complimentary yum-yums.



Peely Pants.



What's for second dinner?